You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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