If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You surviving the open bar?
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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