so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i will never coherently bang her
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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