My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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