There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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