At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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