Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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