Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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