he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I will pee on everything he values.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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