im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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