So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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