I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
