So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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