i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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