I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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