Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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