Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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