I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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