She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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