well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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