U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
After tacos, we're chasing women.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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