The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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