Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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