Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i think my tv is drunk

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(704): View more from North Carolina

you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....

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(314): View more from Missouri

doooooooo herrrrrrrrr

(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm out of practice. be my yoda

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put your penis in her you must.

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(815): View more from Illinois

the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants

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(904): View more from Florida

to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning

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(419): View more from Ohio

We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.

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(231): View more from Michigan

He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.

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(254): View more from Texas

It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.

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