i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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