I want to stick my p in your. b.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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