Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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