But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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