I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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