i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just cropdusted the office
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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