You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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