so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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