like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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