You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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