My hair reeks of homosexuality.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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