I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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