idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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