She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
we're so committed to being not committed
I forgot wine drunk hurts
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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