yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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