He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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