so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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