I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
