I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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