Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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