My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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