i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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