Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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