and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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