Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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