So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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