I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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