Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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