What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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