I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize