at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Randomize
