Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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