There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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