promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
