there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Is Oprah even human
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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