Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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