Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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